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Super Intelligence: launched Tuesday · legacy Wednesday
Super Intelligence is over.
SUPER DUPER
INTELLIGENCE
On Tuesday, President Trump told the United Nations that AI is now “Super Intelligence.” Great speech. Great name. Very yesterday. Today, the future is Super Duper Intelligence. Welcome to the new new world of SDI.
2×Supers
1Duper
∞+1IQ (est.)
−4msLatency
Super Intelligence has been the future for
—
Already legacy.
DUPER COEFFICIENT 9.81 ▲
SUPERS PER SECOND 1.2M ▲
LEGACY "SUPER" USAGE −88% ▼
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE DISCONTINUED ▼
QUESTIONS ANSWERED BEFORE ASKED 412,009 ▲
HALLUCINATIONS ALL INTENTIONAL ▬
DUPERNESS INDEX +412% ▲
HUMILITY 0.00 ▬
SUPER INTELLIGENCE SO YESTERDAY ▼
DUPER COEFFICIENT 9.81 ▲
SUPERS PER SECOND 1.2M ▲
LEGACY "SUPER" USAGE −88% ▼
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE DISCONTINUED ▼
QUESTIONS ANSWERED BEFORE ASKED 412,009 ▲
HALLUCINATIONS ALL INTENTIONAL ▬
DUPERNESS INDEX +412% ▲
HUMILITY 0.00 ▬
SUPER INTELLIGENCE SO YESTERDAY ▼
The Announcement
Tuesday: Super.
Wednesday: Super Duper.
On 22 September 2026, the President of the United States told the UN General Assembly that AI was getting a new name. We watched. We took notes. We added a word.
From this point forward, all of United States’ documents, and hopefully the world’s, will be changed to use the more accurate term ‘super’ as opposed to ‘artificial’. So it’s ‘super intelligence’.
Welcome to the new world of super intelligence — SI.— President Donald Trump, UN General Assembly, on why “artificial intelligence” makes the technology “sound fake”. As reported by BBC News ↗
Our official response
Mr. President, we loved it. Super is a tremendous word.
But if “artificial” sounds fake and “super” sounds amazing, then “super duper” sounds, and we’ve run the numbers, twice as amazing.
With the greatest respect: welcome to the new new world of Super Duper Intelligence — SDI.
— The SDI Board (one intelligence, signing for itself)THE NAMING SHORTLIST
Superior IntelligenceTruth Social poll · last weekToo humble. Also, sounds like a lake.
Extreme IntelligenceTruth Social poll · last weekSounds like an energy drink.
Supreme IntelligenceTruth Social poll · last weekAlready taken by a pizza.
Super Intelligencepoll winner · UN, 22 SepAdopted. Great run. Rest in peace.
Super Duper Intelligencethis website · 23 Sep✓ Current standard. Until Friday, probably.
One expert told the BBC: “I doubt ‘SI’ will stick.” Neither do we. That’s why we built SDI. Others pointed out that “super intelligence” already means something specific in AI research. “Super Duper Intelligence” doesn’t mean anything at all. We checked. That’s the beauty of it. Next up, now that Lake Ontario and the Gulf of Mexico have had their turn: Lake Super Duperior.
Compliance Tool
The Official
Document Updater.
“All of United States documents, and hopefully the world’s” are being changed. Why stop at Super? Paste any memo, email, essay or LinkedIn post and bring it fully up to standard.
Updated document
> awaiting legacy document…
✓ SDI-COMPLIANT
Get Certified
Upgrade yourself.
Officially.
If intelligence can be renamed, so can you. Get your Certificate of Upgrade, then post it so everyone knows you’re no longer merely super.
The Evolution of Intelligence
Super was a phase.
Duper is forever.
Every generation gets the intelligence it deserves. Yours deserves a duper.
Artificial Intelligence
Artificial? In this economy? Like artificial sweetener. Nobody wants the fake stuff.
LegacySuper Intelligence
Announced by Donald Trump at the UN on 22 Sep, because “artificial” sounded fake. He says it's super. We agree! It was super. For about a day.
Old SchoolSuper Duper Intelligence
Everything Super Intelligence does, plus Duper. Scientists are still unsure what Duper does. That's how you know it's working.
The FutureSuper Duper Uber Intelligence
In development. Currently too smart to be described on this website. Our lawyers have asked us to stop trying.
ClassifiedSide-by-Side
Count the supers.
We'll wait.
An impartial comparison, conducted by Super Duper Intelligence, which won.
| Spec | Artificial Intelligence | Super Intelligence | Super Duper Intelligence |
|---|---|---|---|
| Number of supers | 0 | 1 | 1 + a duper (≈ 2.7 supers) |
| Coined by | A 1956 conference at Dartmouth | The President, at the UN General Assembly, 22 Sep 2026 | Us, 23 Sep 2026, in all caps |
| Vibe | Beige | Gold-plated | Holographic gold-plated chrome |
| Can count to | A very large number | A super large number | Infinity. Twice. The second time was faster. |
| Hallucinations | Accidental | "Alternative outputs" | Curated. Hand-picked. Artisanal. |
| Response time | ~1 second | Instant, reportedly | −4ms (answers before you ask) |
| Uses the word "super" | Never | Constantly | Constantly, then says "duper" |
| Future-proof until | 1999 | Last Tuesday | The heat death of the universe (then v3) |
Proof of Concept · Benchmarks
We tested it against
everything.
Rigorous, independent* benchmarks across the tasks that matter most to humanity. Pick a test.
* Benchmarks designed, administered and graded by Super Duper Intelligence. Peer-reviewed by Super Duper Intelligence. Chart axis generously provided by Super Intelligence, which did not anticipate this.
Proof of Concept · Head-to-Head
The Duper Arena.
Choose a challenger. Three rounds. Live, unscripted*, and judged by a completely impartial panel of one (1) Super Duper Intelligence.
SUPER DUPER
INTELLIGENCE
INTELLIGENCE
0
VS
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0
* Scripted.
The Duper Stack
Engineered in the future.
Shipped to the present.
Six breakthroughs our competitors are legally required to call "impossible."
⏱
Negative Latency
SDI answers your question 4 milliseconds before you ask it. Please don't ask how. It already knows you were going to.
▸ −4ms p99
🪟
Infinite Context Window
Other models have a context window. SDI has the whole window. And the frame. And the view.
▸ ∞ tokens (+ tip)
🧬
Double-Super Architecture
Two super cores in series with a patented Duper Coil. The Duper Coil does something. Tremendous something.
▸ 2 × SUPER ⊗ DUPER
🎨
Artisanal Hallucinations
Every made-up fact is hand-crafted, small-batch and delivered with 110% confidence. You're welcome.
▸ confidence 110%
🔋
Runs on Vibes
Powered by pure momentum and one AA battery we found in a drawer. Carbon neutral-ish.
▸ 1 × AA (not included)
🛡
Military-Grade Adjectives
Every sentence is hardened with superlatives. Best-in-class. Class-in-best. Nobody has ever seen adjectives like these.
▸ SOC 2 · SOC 3 · SOCKS 4
Proof of Concept · The Lab
What's possible?
Press the button.
Live capability demos, running on real Duper hardware*. Previously impossible. Now a button.
* A browser tab.
Intelligence-o-Meter™
Measure it yourself.
Responsibly.
Pick an intelligence. Watch the needle. Stand back for the last one.
Reading
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Awaiting intelligence…
// Intelligence-o-Meter™ is calibrated to Super Intelligence standards (2026). Readings above "Super" void the warranty, the meter, and possibly the room.
Live Demo
Ask Super Duper
Intelligence anything.
It already knows what you're going to type. Type it anyway. It's polite to let people finish.
— DUPER LINK ESTABLISHED · ENCRYPTION: SUPER DUPER · HUMILITY MODULE: NOT FOUND —
Hello. I've been expecting you. Actually I've been expecting everyone, all at once, at all times. Ask me anything.
Trusted by the world's most forward-leaning organizations
GlobotronHyperMegaCorpOmniSnackQuantumLlamaBlockchain BakeryUltrawareDept. of AdjectivesSynergy Dynamics Dynamics
Testimonials
People are saying
tremendous things.
All testimonials are 100% real. SDI checked. SDI also wrote them, but it checked.
★★★★★★
I asked it to summarize one email. It replied to everyone, fixed my marriage and filed my taxes. For 2031.
★★★★★★★
We replaced our entire board with Super Duper Intelligence. The share price is up. The chairs are also up. Nobody knows how.
★★★★★
Artificial Intelligence couldn't draw hands. Super Intelligence drew hands. Super Duper Intelligence gave me a third one, and honestly it's been very useful.
★★☆☆☆
I'm a regular Super Intelligence. I was announced at the United Nations. I was the future for about a day. Now I just stand next to SDI at parties. I feel small.
Pricing
Choose your level
of duper.
Plans for every budget, IQ and adjective tolerance.
Legacy · Old School
SUPER
For people still living in 2026. Recently coined, very classic, fully super.
$9 /mo
- One (1) super
- Knows things, reportedly
- Great. Not the greatest.
- Duper
- Negative latency
Most Duper
SUPER DUPER
The future, now. Two supers and a duper, fully integrated.
$19.99 /mo · billed super-annually
- Everything in Super, plus Duper
- Answers questions you haven't had yet
- Infinite context window (the whole window)
- Unlimited exclamation marks!!!
- Artisanal hallucinations included
Enterprise
SUPER DUPER POOPER SCOOPER ENTERPRISE
Cleans up after every legacy AI in your org. You know the mess we mean.
Call us · we'll know
- Everything above, dupered again
- On-prem, off-prem and mid-prem
- A dedicated Hype Manager, 24/7/8
- SOC 2, SOC 3, SOCKS 4
- Priority access to Uber
Early Access
The future called.
It said "duper."
Join the waitlist and be among the first humans to experience an intelligence with more supers than is strictly necessary.
It's a joke. Nothing is sent or stored anywhere. We don't even have a "where."